Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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