pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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