I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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