Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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