PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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