I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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