i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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he fucked my hip out of place.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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