I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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