So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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