It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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