So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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