I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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