How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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