just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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