Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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