Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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