its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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