Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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