She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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