And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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