He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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