Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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