We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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