just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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