Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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