Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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