CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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