I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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