mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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