Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do vagina's smell?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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