Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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