You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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