Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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