Already got asked if we're dating
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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