i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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