Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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