We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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