i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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