I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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