Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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