I accidentally burped into my bong.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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