Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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