She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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