i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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