NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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