Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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this boner is exhausting
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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