love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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