I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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