I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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