i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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