my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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