Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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