You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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